Brb, ringing my mother so she can tell me I’m brilliant and I won’t feel bad about one little job rejection and the fact my boobs are definitely shrinking.
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce replied to your photo: I had a pitta with hoummy and halloumi and roasted…
Can I have some pitta and hummus please and thank you?
Okay. Come here and get it.
for a minute i thought that was mushroom and was gonna kick off
What sort of monster do you think I am?!
The internet’s habits of shortening phrases and words tends to make things confusing, so I’ll explain this one in hopes of clearing things up: “Feminazi,” is short for, “I don’t actually know what feminists or Nazis are.”
(via spewprincess)
It’s been almost five months and I still don’t know who that hand-delivered Christmas gift was from.
